Basil Brush

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The Anil Express covers Basil's latest misdeed.

Matthew Artemiou
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Portrayer	Kane Stewart

FUCKING CUNT PEICE OF SHIT TV SHOW NIGGA THIS SHIT GAY Basil Brush is the main character of the programme. He is extremely flirtatious, often addressing his many crushes as "sexy bitches", but they generally see him as nothing but a cute pet. He tells many corny jokes followed by his classic "Boom Boom!" catchphrase, and enjoys taking the rise out of his sidemen Stephen and Liam bitch as niggass more like cunts. He is often mistaken for a dog, which annoys him very much, causing him to threaten the perpetrator with one of his many illegal weapons, often resulting in him having to be resurrected by satanic ritual, an ability that all the foxes in the show share. Basil Brush. Enough said.  ==Catchphrases==

"Ha Ha Boom Boom!"

"Hitler did nothing wrong"

"9/11 was an inside job"

"Sam escobar sucks dick"

"David fingered his arse hole"

" sams mums fat"

"Matt's dad is a fag."

"ME MEs"

matt loves porn